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From Twitter 05-15-2011


  • 02:22:53: @GregWalker LOLOL That looks like fuckin' Mini Wheats.
  • 02:30:53: @GregWalker http://twitpic.com/4w40wy - All that money and you can't afford a chair that isn't from 1981?
  • 09:26:11: I'm so out of my head and out of my tree.
  • 09:27:54: It's 9:27 am and I'm still awake. I got like, 5 hours sleep last night. How the fuck am I awake? Do I just cut my loses and stay awake?
  • 09:58:17: Jack and I were watching Meatspin.com. He walked away, "You made it to 188" and all he said was "I gotta go to work" ..so then otherwise?

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From Twitter 05-14-2011


  • 13:49:33: @brittanyoffredi Yes! I'm so into those kinda books right now. I just read Shampoo Planet for the first time in a few years. Gen X next.
  • 13:52:07: @brittanyoffredi I want to see Perks in theater with you regardless of if its any good or not. #highschool
  • 14:19:31: Finally bought @jephjacques Questionable Content treasury and randomly "INTERNET IS MY ONLY FRIEND" shirt from topataco.com last night.
  • 14:22:18: @M_Pallante *YOU* stop being the male version of *ME*!!
  • 16:07:00: I REALLY WISH @BLIZZARDCS WOULD STOP EMAILING ME. I'VE BEEN CLEAN FROM WOW FOR 3 AND HALF MONTHS NOW. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

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From Twitter 05-13-2011


  • 10:39:07: My bus just passed a group of school children, around 30-40 easy I'd say, and I only counted 6 white kids. Well then.. #minority
  • 11:13:47: @rosscott Sometimes the middle reminds me of a vagina. I guess that would be like..Tab%?
  • 11:14:29: RT @DeVaStAt0r: Apple's attempt at prom night humor or just foreshadowing? http://instagr.am/p/EMTwh/
  • 11:30:56: @EvilvonScarry Swiss Chalet food in general cures Cancer, AIDS and dry skin. Also, I like self-deprecating humor. Obviously.. #awkward
  • 11:31:24: RT @SarahKSilverman: Who's a girl gotta blow to get some oral herpes in this town??
  • 11:32:52: I'm being expected to make an effort to do my job today. Like literally call someone and ask them what to do. They know it's Friday, right?
  • 11:39:17: @weenaak @brittanyoffredi I'm pretty much in love with my Torch. I have an iPod touch for anything Crapple I'd want. #hatersgonnahate
  • 11:44:55: @weenaak @brittanyoffredi I've used (but not owned) an iPhone and an Android, then owning a BlackBerry..I just want to take parts from all 3
  • 11:48:00: Observation: I'm almost a 100% sure the D: face describes every person on the internet. #wahwahwah
  • 11:49:09: @weenaak @brittanyoffredi I like BBM (and the smilies it has lolol), being able to change themes, and the keypad. Holy fuck the keypad..
  • 11:56:03: Talking about what phone you prefer is worse than politics and religion combined. The cave in Europe is looking real good. #Buthowwillitweet
  • 12:03:33: @f3licity Oh shit son, a wild memory from high school appears. You can up randomly in my hashtag search of #monster. Sup?
  • 12:07:01: @wesunruh Oh wow, so #FF actually works? I mean, if people want to read my hilarious observations so be it, but you know!
  • 12:12:35: RT @rosscott: New comic! Places for Things: http://t.co/drNnrqt
  • 12:13:57: @rosscott Messy organized is the only way I can ever find anything. It's one reason why I retain to this day I'm still Chaotic Neutral.
  • 12:24:01: @AwesFox I ALWAYS HAVE A HARD TIME PICKING BETWEEN ROTARY AND CHEESEBURGER. http://twitpic.com/4x3p1q
  • 12:25:00: RT @THE_Trollface: I want to have 3 kids, name them "Control", "Alt" and "Delete". If they fuck something up, I hit the 3 of them at the ...
  • 12:52:16: "@THE_Trollface: Since the T and G are so close to each other on the keyboard, I started using 'Regards' at the end of anything I type."
  • 12:56:18: @M_Pallante @THE_Trollface You leave Jim outta this. Jim is a good guy. Just because he's retarded doesn't mea--haha oh, I see! Ha!
  • 13:32:48: @M_Pallante Welcome to my everyday! #rebelgrrl
  • 14:05:11: RT @THE_Trollface: Great, Twitter over capacity. How can 8 tiny birds carry a fuckin' whale?
  • 15:14:12: Officially feel-like-I'm-gonna-vomit worried about a friend who has been MIA since 10:30pm last night. Fuckfuckfuuuuuuck.
  • 16:30:43: It's already too hot for me. I'm not comfortable. I hate summer clothes. Fuck shorts, fuck sandals and fuck you and your summer lovin asses
  • 16:49:45: @GregWalker Well, it *is* Alberta.. I mean really. I'm sure everything smells like horses and despair.
  • 17:02:16: @Chai_Bronz @StatusQuomar RT @AndrewWK: Friday the 13th is one of the luckiest days for partying. Put it to good use and party 13x harder.
  • 17:47:00: @JHallComics Did you finally get sacked? Also @SixFlags was never actually used as a Nazi training ground? Well damn..
  • 17:50:34: "And then she made the whole bed a wet spot by rubbing all my semen off on the sheets" "Whatta bitch, but damn she's hot!"
  • 18:16:33: If there is one thing I hate it's the number two.
  • 19:16:26: RT @keshasuxx: http://www.spin.com/articles/my-favorite-things-keha chekk it
  • 19:28:37: Bigmouth strikes again.
  • 19:37:15: I'm disabled.. :3 (@ Tokyo Maki Sushi w/ @_statusquomar_) http://4sq.com/jEniEf
  • 20:18:28: @M_Pallante Mad respect, son. I love trollin' at work. It's way too easy between drunk dudes and dumb dancers.
  • 20:30:24: @AngeeBe was on her period and @StatusQuomar was all "Well I can't feel your pain. This is a *vagina free zone*" motioning to himself #lolz
  • 21:25:07: @Chai_Bronz is a jew and try to save $0.50 by putting sushi in the bamboo plant. #greatjob http://twitpic.com/4x9d55
  • 21:49:12: Jew @Chai_Bronz managed to get out of a whole $1.00 of left over sushi. http://twitpic.com/4x9nzj
  • 21:51:16: "This is so classy!..is this a science center?!" (@ LCBO) http://4sq.com/kFt2f0
  • 22:08:47: @Chai_Bronz with the glowing ball fountain thing. #iwantit http://twitpic.com/4x9x02

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From Twitter 05-12-2011


  • 12:34:45: How can any one NOT like the Swiss Chalet sauce? I mean really..
  • 13:02:09: RT @Andraculos: @Zombified I used to buy that stuff in powder form and make it home for sandwiches and light snacking.
  • 13:34:39: Platform double suede. HEY. GTFO MY CHAIR. WHAT'S THAT SMELL? THIS IS TASTY LEMONADE.
  • 14:11:12: Remind me to never drawn a rainbow again. My coworker who likes to pretend she's my mom wrote this.. http://twitpic.com/4wpyzx
  • 14:38:15: RT @HarleyPlays: #thingsboyswantgirlstodo - stfu RT @pickadilly7: #thingsgirlswantboystodo - LISTEN.
  • 15:59:21: This is like my life (at work) in a tweet RT // "@DeVaStAt0r: You're old and those shoes make you look like a hooker. Nice varicose veins"
  • 16:03:43: @DeVaStAt0r Nah, realistically they're all hookers. I work in a glorified whore house.
  • 18:18:31: I literally just had a whole strip club scream out to the DJ "PLAY PUSSY LIQUOR!" This dancer was giving a hot lap dance to a girl @RWZombie
  • 18:37:08: Dear every black guy, PLEASE STOP STARING AT ME. Don't lick your lips, smile wildly, or say rude things. I don't want to sleep with you.
  • 18:45:43: @johnnylazarus My life is hell. HELL!
  • 21:07:16: I just ousted @ebartz as the mayor of Fat Bastard Burrito Co. on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9hWM2e
  • 21:07:17: I'm at Fat Bastard Burrito Co. (1180 The Queensway, Etobicoke) http://4sq.com/lpclzy
  • 21:19:52: I am a horrible human being, but I just can't help it.

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From Twitter 05-11-2011


  • 00:37:45: @lesvillainettes Those are a million times better. The ones I linked are too pointy and hookerish for me, just wanted to share haha
  • 09:36:04: @lesvillainettes It seems like I'm on a roll, another thing that reminds me of you! http://www.bugpop.co.uk/product/comic-book-bangle
  • 10:35:07: I'm at Perkins Family Restaurant (600 Dixon Rd, Martin Grove Rd, Etobicoke) http://4sq.com/k5l28S
  • 10:52:41: Way to have cherry Coke on the menu and build me up and BUILD ME UP then not have in stock. Ok french toast, impress me. #ohlala @Chai_Bronz
  • 10:59:21: I feel like @Chai_Bronz and I are killers on the run, just having breakfast sketchily. You sign your car in to park and he used a fake name.
  • 11:23:52: Here, have some good morning lawlz. This is a favorite of @Andraculos and I. #lightthatpipe http://twitpic.com/4wa89x
  • 12:34:55: "I have to work until 9.." http://bit.ly/kpnDA0" RT // @Chai_Bronz: It's an absolute beaut of a day! Get outside and play if you can!"
  • 13:08:49: @GregWalker You gonna name it Fifi? Also, the thumbnail made it look like a Lite Brite. I was close..
  • 13:10:42: Fuck. I want to replace every light source in my apartment to a Lite Brite.
  • 13:25:04: @GregWalker I found these new ones on the Toys R Us wesbite, but they're lame as fuck: http://bit.ly/j6qUuw #retroforlife #realtalk
  • 14:15:03: Reading through all of @mitchclem's "My Stupid Life"..again.. Man, probably my 4th time this year already. #realtalk
  • 14:20:05: This is the most work I've done today. Yes, drawn a rainbow.. http://twitpic.com/4wc79i
  • 14:24:58: @BarbrawlWalters Original ones still so baller. I want like a Pixel Lite Brite, so its squares instead of the honeycombesque old one.
  • 14:59:44: I just had a fuckin' epiphany. I can't find the Rebecca to my Enid because I *did* have her, and then lost her..like it was meant to be..
  • 15:05:28: @MrsGoethe You're so sweet. But you have so much on your plate as it is, being a new mom and all. Plus, the distance.. :( </3
  • 15:34:17: I think I nailed the "fat slutty vamp" look, eh guys? http://twitpic.com/4wcwtd
  • 15:38:43: RT @Andraculos: @Zombified Snowcone Vampire maybe.
  • 15:53:42: @GregWalker LOL, silly Greg. You can use Twitter for ~*everythang*~
  • 16:23:15: Practically In perfect condition (save for brusies. Oh, so many bruises) from last Friday. Where is the rager this weekend? @_StatusQuomar_
  • 16:33:39: I think my ass got bigger. My skirt seems shorter than usual. That's mother nature going "Be more slutty, you stupid slut"
  • 17:55:26: RT @AwesFox: @brentalfloss That's how I feel about being at 92 followers. I will not poop again until there are 100 people who want to h ...
  • 18:31:14: Of course the *one* day I'm dressed like a turbo slut is the day when I get on my bus and it's packed and it's ALL CREEPY GUYS.
  • 22:04:50: Just had my first Rum & Wine Colt cigar with @Chai_Bronz on the balcony while we talked about how good life is and how good it will be.

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From Twitter 05-10-2011


  • 00:40:10: I only JUST FUCKING FOUND OUT there is a Donald Glover/Chidlish Gambino show at the FUCKING OPERA HOUSE on MAY 16TH. IT'S SOLD OUT, obv. FML
  • 03:19:14: @sandibeans @JHallComics Ooooo, a saucy little thing, ain't she? I won't suck on your Halls, I promise. But you on the other hand..
  • 03:21:52: @alittler YOU'RE SUCH A CREEPER, OK? DO YOU REALLY NEED ME ON EVERY SOCIAL OUTLET? I'm trying to limit Nex friends on Facebook -__-"
  • 10:13:16: OH FUCKING HELL. POOPERS POOPED RIGHT NOW AND IT'S SO BAD. TRYING..TO LEAVE HOUSE..AS FAST AS I CAN.
  • 10:22:35: But he's so cute =^..^= http://twitpic.com/4vw54c
  • 10:36:50: Oh god, the thong sandals are *already* out. That slapslapslap noise and gross feet everywhere. Welcome to my Summer ranting. #FuckSummer
  • 10:39:52: @GregWalker I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear. This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care~
  • 10:40:48: @johnnylazarus Even if these girls had penises for feet their sandals still wouldn't be making a good fapping noise. #FuckSummer
  • 10:47:04: I forgot to post a picture of me completely trashed from Friday night. I have bruises.. #imcutoff http://twitpic.com/4vwfo1
  • 10:51:07: @StatusQuomar I always have at least 2-3 envelopes of chicken fingers in my purse. Come and get 'em! @stripjointchicken
  • 10:54:07: Speaking of me being completely trashed, my legs are feeling much better from dancing all night. I can officially strut-walk again.
  • 11:13:56: RT @THE_Trollface: I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
  • 11:50:37: "Is that all I am to you!? J-just a piece of meat!?!" "Actually, yeah..pretty much." #DatingaZombie
  • 12:26:11: Bittersweet release.
  • 12:53:48: Dexter Exclusive: Colin Hanks Joins Cast as Dex's New Archenemy? - http://m.tvline.com/2011/05/dexter-colin-hanks-spoilers/
  • 14:09:45: @StatusQuomar @Chai_Bronz I'm with Matt on this one. Those little corn nubbins weird me out. All mushy and evil they are! #hiddenagenda
  • 14:11:49: @StatusQuomar @Chai_Bronz LOL@Mad Men quote. He doesn't even know!
  • 15:52:42: The problem talking to people in dreams (like I just did) is that you have to tell them shit twice. This one time I don't mind, though ~<3
  • 16:14:15: The best part about falling asleep on my desk at work is when I wake up there are just strippers around me, dancing. #stilldreaming?
  • 16:14:34: @JHallComics RAGWEED, I CHOOSE YOU!
  • 16:21:00: @johnnylazarus We have good and bad ones. I have my favorites. Sasha is great. Blondie, too. They get hotter at night, though. #poon
  • 16:24:59: @johnnylazarus I wanted to name ever girl Bambi when I got here just to make things easy. I've learned *a lot* in my (almost) 2 years here
  • 16:45:10: RT @PRguitarman: Nyan Cat!, the official iPhone app is now in version 1.1 ! Introducing Sky Attack and 3 new characters for 99 cents! ht ...
  • 16:46:17: @PRguitarman I'm buying Nyan Cat app as soon as I get home. Why home? iPod touch, fool. iPhones are for people who hate texting.
  • 18:36:48: RT @ericwareheim: SEASON CINCO DVD IN ONE WEEK!!! http://www.amazon.com/Tim-Eric-Awesome-Show-Great/dp/B004L9GLM2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid ...
  • 18:38:27: @brentalfloss If Donald Trump ever told me to say hi to mom/grandma I'd beat him over the head with a hoverbad.
  • 18:38:36: RT @brentalfloss: If Donald Trump won the presidency, it would be like the alternate 1985 in Back To The Future II where Biff is the may ...
  • 18:42:22: Hey you..yeah you, midget with a skateboard...let me skin you and wear you as a coat. I'm fucking cooold over here. Overcast *and* windy!?
  • 19:39:18: @lesvillainettes Saw these and instantly thought of you! http://www.lalalingerie.com/wonder-women-boots-p-1488.html

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From Twitter 05-09-2011


  • 00:38:49: @johnnylazarus LOLOLOL No bro, that's all yours.
  • 10:40:42: Because of my stupid legs I missed my bus. Oh yay, Monday. Thank you.
  • 10:44:32: Wait, was it from sucking too much or not enough cock that my throat hurts? Only one way to find out..
  • 10:51:15: "Don't call me that" "But you've got puffy hai--" "I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT THANK YOU"
  • 10:53:12: RT @PRguitarman: ♫ SHE WORKS AT A RESPECTABLE AND CONVENIENT SPEED FOR THE MONEY.
    YEAH GOING BY A SCHEDULE AND MAKING SURE IT'S ON TIME ...
  • 11:08:17: Taco Bell ads shouldn't a) be on buses in the morning b) be on buses at all
  • 11:13:32: @StatusQuomar LOL. Taco Bell tricks you. It's like "no we swear *this* time it will taste good" and it doesn't. Fat Bastard Burrito4life.
  • 11:17:43: Everyday my bus passes this group of people on strike and every day I wonder if they will sort shit out. I swear it's almost been a month.
  • 13:23:44: RT @thinkgeek: Lady geeks, take it from zombie Marie Curie in latest xkcd: http://j.mp/lyMpFS The radium tip is helpful, too.
  • 13:26:46: So those Halls didn't help my throat at all. Whose got some Balls I can suck on and roll around in my mouth? #sorethroat
  • 14:21:31: @Chai_Bronz What I've done today, a) sat on my ass b) straightened my hair c) drinking a smoothie d) ...
  • 14:41:48: @Chai_Bronz Let's ask for raises and buy burritos with the extra money. @_StatusQuomar_, you do the same!
  • 14:50:14: @JHallComics Well played. Clearly I'm not sucking the right Halls, then.
  • 14:57:43: RT @jimmyfairplay: Thanks to Twitter, I've reached the "shouting nonsense at strangers" stage of life far ahead of schedule.
  • 16:18:37: I touch my own boobs at work more than I probably do actual work.
  • 16:49:37: I want to get Chinese food just so I know what to do with my life.
  • 17:12:04: @JHallComics Unless the chicken fingers tasted like cardboard any person, weather they birthed a kid or not, should be happy. Also, LOL.
  • 17:13:16: Sexual peeling sounds right up my alley. Wanna give it a shot in my basement with me? Side note: Living not guaranteed.
  • 17:18:56: @M_Pallante "You may want some rags" lolol
  • 17:41:36: RT @TFLN: (518): Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
  • 17:59:12: @JHallComics I feel your pain. I don't get chicken strips OR strippers at a discount, either. #workblues
  • 18:36:37: @tebibeawulf SHE'S MINE. Re: http://magalomania.tumblr.com
  • 18:38:02: @tebibeawulf OK. CRISIS AVERTED.
  • 18:41:03: @tebibeawulf She's amazing in so many fucking ways. I want to spend every waking moment with her. I want a penis to please her with, too.
  • 18:45:02: @tebibeawulf I'm sure she'd let me invite you over. You can gusta all over the place!
  • 19:03:42: @tebibeawulf @Unidre56 @shawniscariot She's the perfect woman. Hands down (my pants.)
  • 20:27:12: No refills on drinks. -1 point. (@ Dundas Street Grille) http://4sq.com/m25BMi

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From Twitter 05-06-2011


  • 00:05:13: Pretty sure I smell real bad. Musta been a good concert. Just put laundry in for (hopefully) epic weekend of madness.
  • 09:53:17: @jephjacques OOOOH. What time is the panel? PLEASE say it's on Saturday!
  • 11:40:40: I keep getting this weird feeling to watch Teaching Mrs Tingle. Hopefully with how drunk I plan on getting tonight it will kill that feeling
  • 12:12:42: It might be time to play the computer on hard, eh? #Scrabble http://twitpic.com/4u6a5g
  • 12:19:30: @M_Pallante I've got mad skills. I whooped the computer on easy and normal. Time time to kick it up a notch. #BAM #spiceweasel #Scrabble
  • 12:39:31: RT @MikeisaJoke: Happy Sexto de Mayo! I think we all know how to celebrate THIS day! (Hint: it involves sex and mayonnaise)
  • 13:29:15: Friends don't let friends go to Taco Time. @Andraculos
  • 14:02:36: Thinking ahead: I packed pants AND a belt with me to possibly change into for the party later considering how sloshed I'll be. #Planning
  • 14:17:55: @PRguitarman Oh man, or when you watch the clouds grow and shape in the wind and they puff out in so many different ways. #simplepleasures
  • 16:37:17: A heart that hurts is a heart that works. ~@PLACEBOWORLD
  • 16:49:10: @jephjacques I BLAME @rstevens MOSTLY
  • 17:09:02: I just out-sauced the bouncer in front of a customer and he totes got all "that wasn't funny" at me. A: yes, I keep mens balls in jars.
  • 17:40:15: @DefinitelyAlex Out-sassed. I'm a little fireball, don't even get me staaaaarted.
  • 17:56:36: Hey @Andraculos, you gonna light that pipe?
  • 19:25:43: Cherry brandy, peach schnapps (for the ladies) and Fireball! (@ LCBO) http://4sq.com/mHDZQX
  • 19:33:05: Stuff*~ (@ Loblaws) http://4sq.com/mFlGfM
  • 20:53:32: This is me last night after the @30SecondstoMars concert with this Death guy. @Andraculos http://twitpic.com/4ubqai
  • 21:50:53: RT @AwesFox: Favourite Mario power up: boot suit
  • 21:51:38: CAN I GET A LIL GOOSE IN MY O.J? @Chai_Bronz #BASEDOWNLOW
  • 22:08:23: @Andraculos Funny thing is..
  • 22:29:01: @Andraculos I know how much you enjoy it, is all...
  • 22:49:08: Liquor bottle 1/3 done. #weeeeeeeeeeei
  • 23:08:20: RT @Andraculos: Have a good... night. I guess.
  • 23:11:32: "I love people, but I hate gatherings. Isn't it ironic?" -Randal/@ThatKevinSmith (me at parties) (wasted)
  • 23:19:01: @AwesFox I'm prettu drunk myself, pretty lady! I'd love to pet your goomba if you'll boot suit my star power.
  • 23:23:08: @AwesFox I'll feather power your mushroom block with my coins of love.

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From Twitter 05-05-2011


  • 10:24:13: LOL is Nexopia down or like, hacked? @GregWalker, I get this weird Rogers warning that is all IF THE WEBSITE IS DOWN YOU'LL SEE THIS.
  • 10:37:42: RIP #Nexopia*~ @GregWalker @KyleKoutecky @Shayeao @ADMSNDRS @AlistarDark @Mantwon @LazerLipsLaura @hd_40 @DefinitelyAlex @MrsGoethe +others
  • 10:38:22: RT @GregWalker: @Zombified its down! first Amazon.com, then PSN, now Nexopia! They're taking out the top 3!
  • 10:43:27: Hey wait #Nexopia! I just bought a year of (Super) Plus! I want my money back!
  • 11:35:54: I'd say "we hardly knew ye" but, fuck (haha but fuck) we've all wasted too much time on #Nexopia 2003-2011
  • 11:52:39: You are not your post count. You're not how many days of Plus! you have left. You're not your fucking signature. #Nexopia #FightClub
  • 12:54:34: @AlistarDark I can't believe I got away with as much trolling as I just did. #lolz #Nexopia
  • 13:00:07: My boss just gave me these left over Sour Puss St Patrick's Day promo shirts. http://twitpic.com/4ts2xj
  • 13:02:56: Uhhhh, ok. And he also gave me a Barbie. What the fuck do I do with it now? Why did he even have it? http://twitpic.com/4ts3z2
  • 13:11:22: It's meant for cocaine skinny waitresses but the large fits me! http://twitpic.com/4ts72l
  • 13:30:08: @LazerLipsLaura I have another large and a medium if you want one!
  • 13:33:11: @LazerLipsLaura Well the large (just) fits me so it would probably fit you better. The medium seems smaller than it should be.
  • 14:31:07: @_StatusQuomar_ @Chai_Bronz I lol'd pretty hard at the effort put forth.
  • 14:50:20: @AlistarDark Baby, you love that I'm a huge cunty cunt.
  • 15:14:32: Google searched "York Regional Rd" and it was all "Did you mean Regional Road 27?" #lolz #tricked @Chai_Bronz @_StatusQuomar_
  • 15:15:56: @alittler In Spice World all 5 of their toilets were backed up on the Spice Van and he said "I love those girls, but I *won't* do that"
  • 15:50:08: @Threadless reprinted a favorite of mine! Biggie was right! http://t.co/yaxqqby
  • 15:54:35: @rstevens I promised you good weather, and I delivered. #weatherwitch See ya Saturday!
  • 16:03:43: It has finally come to me what I'm doing to that Barbie. I'm turning her into a stripper mascot for my office. #artsandcrafts
  • 17:22:52: @Chai_Bronz I'd say I look really good at about 1-2ft.
  • 17:28:25: @Chai_Bronz Don't be jealous of how good my face looks sucking a cock, mmkay?
  • 18:08:26: RT @Andraculos: In my mind Jordan Catalano grew up to be Jared Leto.
  • 19:03:24: @_StatusQuomar_ @Chai_Bronz Hahahaha oh man, I am so proud of you! Has he tweeted from it yet?
  • 19:06:02: @_StatusQuomar_ Touché!
  • 19:17:41: I'm at Kipling Subway Station (27 St. Albans Rd, at Auckland Rd, Toronto) http://4sq.com/j9dHnl
  • 19:18:36: RT @Chai_Bronz: Had a sip of water. Twiddled my thumbs. Sitting at a table. (Tweeting like @zombified)
  • 20:05:11: I was waiting for @Chai_Bronz and @_StatusQuomar_ and look up cause I can smell @Chai_Bronz and there he is.
  • 20:20:49: @30secondstomars with @chai_bronz and @_statusquomar_ (@ Kool Haus w/ @_statusquomar_) http://4sq.com/kQKGkJ
  • 20:55:35: RT @Chai_Bronz: At 30stm with @zombified and @_statusquomar_ - kinda disappointed no one else wore a dino costume tonight
  • 21:12:02: Hey @petercoffin, what the fuck happened to Kimi Kobashi(sp)? Did she die? Did you fuck her to death?
  • 21:22:03: So I was fucking my brother the other day and he let a huge fart go and it totally ruined the video our parents were making. Fucking idiot!
  • 23:25:42: @30SecondsToMars played Budda for Mary. Thank you.

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From Twitter 05-03-2011


  • 09:38:16: I left my umbrella at work because it was really sunny yesterday leaving. Now It's pouring rain this morning. Mother nature, why you hatin'?
  • 10:38:47: RT @Chai_Bronz: FYI, I offered to pay @zombified an allowance if she cleaned my room on a weekly basis but we're still in negotiations r ...
  • 10:39:53: @Chai_Bronz I've always said I'd clean your room. I used to do it all the time, remember? Also, I looked at the juicer: Smelly City.
  • 10:54:09: I'm seriously like, one paycheque away from moving to Europe to live in a cave, sleep naked on rocks and write novels. GTFO, politics babble
  • 10:57:15: @Chai_Bronz I wish we had juice boxes. But like, 1L juice boxes. Milk bag sized Capri Sun-esque ones, too.. 10 tier fruit salad. #food
  • 11:10:37: @Chai_Bronz We were the Kings and Queens of the Stoneage! #mashups
  • 11:23:25: @HappyHarryToons I do it on the daily. I've been rocking the "box of crayons" or "Rocket Pop" look. You know, the red, white and blue ones.
  • 11:56:58: @_StatusQuomar_ LAAAAAADDDDDYYYY!!!!
  • 11:59:57: @_StatusQuomar_ When I showed Adam and Carson they both laughed the hardest I've ever seen them laugh, I think. #superlolz
  • 12:55:45: RT @Chai_Bronz: I hope everyone has their costumes picked out for the #Dinosaur themed @30secondstomars show on May 5th in Toronto!
  • 12:56:10: @Chai_Bronz You've made 666 tweets, devil spawn!
  • 13:02:56: @Chai_Bronz I can't wait to have over 9000. After that I have no more #tweetgoals, though.
  • 13:05:18: I dare you to watch this without laughing. http://t.co/uQbf0C9 via @youtube
  • 13:06:17: @tecky19 Fixed. Friggin' phone linking is always broken.
  • 13:24:35: @failmassif You're like "ok...ok whatever..what? WHAAAAAT OMGLOLOLOL"
  • 13:50:56: @WhoForted I kinda just do that regardless.. but more is better, yes?
  • 13:54:03: @WhoForted This is the second time bile has made me a friend. Well, the first time wasn't so much a friend as a drunk guy at Union station.
  • 14:08:11: It's amazing how "eating" and "not eating" right now are as equally hard, yet I have nothing to actually eat. #wtf
  • 14:14:59: This is about my 6th cruise I've won so far this week and it's Tuesday afternoon. Either you actually give me a boat or you stop calling me.
  • 14:31:56: Started to write tweet about the new update for Twitter on my Blackberry made it like the one on my iPod, then I realized that was dumb.
  • 15:13:31: I could stand to be in Hell if that meant I got to be with you.
  • 16:17:26: Side note: I hate that the @Twitter app icon is the stupid blue bird instead of just the blue T. Makes shit all look weird everywhere.
  • 16:23:53: @thefrymaster THAT'S WHAT TWEETING IS. I could end every tweet in #cryingaboutit. Side note: Josh has a vagina that likes to get fucked
  • 16:41:34: RT @cheezitslut: They should start making napkins shaped like pants so I might actually use them.
  • 16:43:21: FML :( RT // "@MissyerThanYou: Dear Fat Girls With Small Boobs, Bummer."
  • 16:44:55: Either everyone in here is cold or they're really ready to suck a dick. #nipples
  • 16:47:29: @johnnylazarus It's a strip club, there are always old guys here. There is one that smells like a couch that's been pissed on. He's yours!
  • 16:49:24: @M_Pallante Why can't it be both? Also, man (or a woman!? <3) after my own crotch.
  • 16:53:01: @M_Pallante I should of guessed I'd get fucked if I opened my mouth--you'd think I'd be used to it by now.
  • 16:59:18: @M_Pallante Well, guess he's all yours now, tiger. Let me know how the phone sex goes~
  • 17:01:31: @M_Pallante Our lives are so interesting, #realtalk.
  • 17:58:16: (_)_))_(Surprised)_))_>~~ (_)_))_(Different Horse)_))_>~~ (_)_))_(Town)_))_>~~
  • 22:33:06: I'm the king of the castle, and you're a dirty bitch!
  • 22:42:59: High as fuuuuuck. http://twitpic.com/4t1lcv

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From Twitter 05-02-2011


  • 09:03:58: @WhoForted I am so stoked to see every tweet you make that is making fun of somebody.
  • 10:39:42: Fantastic. The Royal Wedding is over but now all I'm hearing about is how America is so good and Osama is dead and blah blah. Fuck today!
  • 10:46:34: Also, have fun until they come for you, America. Shit just got real. Beginning of the end, probs. Canada is stepping out of this one.
  • 10:48:46: @johnnylazarus I'm gonna watch that when I get home from a hard day of work and NOT VOTING IN CANADA.
  • 10:54:25: I'm gonna keep a running tally of how many times I see someone telling me to vote directly and indirectly. Then I'm killing that many people
  • 11:07:13: @johnnylazarus You can come living in my linen closet. It's safe there. American: uh oh!
  • 11:14:39: @johnnylazarus I, for one, welcome that day with open arms. Canada is a (mostly) awesome country.
  • 12:07:59: All I want to know is what Matt & Trey think of this and what they're cookin' up as an episode. Yes, that's all I care about. #SouthPark
  • 12:21:53: @M_Pallante Sounds like you're just jealous*~ But seriously, I think at least 90% of their writing is solid. They have faults, but not many
  • 12:34:42: @M_Pallante As they said in an interview during the filming of BASEketball "Once you draw a line you become all those things"
  • 13:35:12: @rosscott It sounds like a pain in the ass dealing with the youth of today, and I fear that they are the adults of future. It never changes.
  • 14:37:15: I need to stop painting my nails and straightening my hair on company time and getting paid for it. Wait, no I don't! #smug #getmoneygetpaid
  • 15:47:48: That thing where you have a sexual dream about someone and then you see them in real life and wonder "Do they know? Did they have it too?"
  • 16:49:06: I'm psyching myself up to go on a walk after work (and not buy food while on it) so yeah.. power up! (I don't know what I'm talking about)
  • 17:07:55: I have been just *not* making my blowjob quota lately. Anyone wanna help? Requirements: Shower that thang up nice for me.
  • 17:16:36: I say "free blowjobs" and @johnnylazarus mentions old folk's homes and @M_Pallante mentions Gold Bond. Fuck, I don't like them that old!
  • 17:31:25: RT @johnnylazarus: @Zombified I didn't say YOU were blowing the elderly! I said I was!!
  • 17:32:55: Blowjob FAQ: I never charge, I make house calls and I can swallow my weight in semen. Also, @johnnylazarus loves old balls and grey pubes.
  • 17:48:39: Almost got through my whole work day without some one mentioning Osama. Ugh. At least the voting thing hasn't been mentioned yet.
  • 17:49:32: RT @keri_lotion: Goodbye, @UnionStationTO arcade. I loved you well. http://t.co/OWTBt2k
  • 17:58:26: Vote for Osama 2012! Zombie terrorists can be presidents too! #future #goals #plans @AwesFox
  • 18:46:32: RT @PRguitarman: Totally gonna wear those Nyan Cat earrings #gayboyproblem
  • 20:26:29: @johnnylazarus *smug*
  • 21:27:03: I'm eating a salad, and that's making me feel fat. WHAT A WORLD, EH?
  • 22:25:16: WHY THE FUCK DID I EVEN BOTHER GOING ON FACEBOOK OR TWITTER? EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. Ugh, back to Flickr uploading and Led Zeppelin.
  • 22:57:15: RT @AwesFox: @Zombified I will now go back to tweeting about poo and my wish to drop pants for various objects or food.

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From Twitter 04-29-2011


  • 03:11:46: I feels like Christmas because I'm drunk and I can taste spices in my mouth.
  • 10:22:34: RT @Shayeao: Throwin' down with the @zombified hair style today. That's right I think of you when pigtail braids are involved. http://tw ...
  • 10:24:11: @Shayeao is just too cute, guys. Srsly you guys. Reppin' the color/braids rightz! Between pigtails and braids, that's 95% of my hairstyles.
  • 10:25:07: @M_Pallante Sounds like you were having a bad night. Are you having a better morning? (God damn, shit the bed)
  • 10:25:22: RT @therealpfleck: Wonderful geeky ppl #ff @zombified @thedrinkinggeek @comicsguy024 @mikesorge @humangirl @pms_aloma @sickerthings @sno ...
  • 10:27:06: I got really drunk last night. Like, jelly legs "drunkest at the party" drunk. Going to work, which is a bar, will be fun and dangerou$.
  • 10:33:38: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah D: 'Waaaa!'" -@thesulk
  • 10:35:48: @M_Pallante I have some sage-like advice for you .."Get $leasy!" -@keshasuxx
  • 10:38:58: Gonna make a healer in D&D that is named Ke$ha and she throws glitter as an attack and drinks Jack Daniels as a health potion. @keshasuxx
  • 10:40:44: Listening to @keshasuxx all week has made me a reckless party girl. I either got high or drunk every night this week. #statistics
  • 10:49:27: @M_Pallante Fuck me sideways, there are *attractive* women out there!? I've just been jacking it to this pile of grapefruits my whole life.
  • 10:58:51: @M_Pallante I coulda been a contenda! Once I finish getting back to my high school weight, look for me. ~*Misty Mayhem*~
  • 11:34:27: What the flying shit fuck..I found this under my desk. Is it a present for me? It's fucking killer! http://twitpic.com/4r0ofd
  • 11:39:01: @rosscott Sometimes we all need a friendly reminder. So completely drunk off my ass when I wrote that last night. Guess I though I needed it
  • 11:39:19: RT @Shayeao: it was said long ago by @Zombified that yogurt has similar bacteria as vaginal mucus. I always think about that when I eat ...
  • 11:40:06: @Shayeao Oh baby, you know exactly what to tweet to get me goin'.
  • 12:06:16: @rosscott You best believe I am, wouldn't miss it for the world. You gonna be there!? I can finally give you my Jimmy the Murdersog xstitch!
  • 12:19:50: @rosscott Murdersog? Clearly I'm still drunk. Well, I hope you can make it! Keep me in the #TCAF loop.
  • 12:22:56: @johnnylazarus lol fuck "The queen's outfit at the wedding reminds me of someone... someone... ssssomebody ssstop me! http://pop.is/2jsu9"
  • 12:30:14: I feel so famous the way y'all be attin' me, chattin' me, sendin' hot links back at me. You don't follow me? That pure crap, baby.
  • 12:55:17: @MrsGoethe Wanna have a rap battle? Misty Mayhem comin' at ya, 2d8 damage will slay ya! Gimmie yo treasure and I'll give you some pleasure!
  • 13:33:17: RT @Chai_Bronz: I missed the #RoyalWedding but am looking forward to the #RoyalDivorce
  • 13:33:38: RT @Chai_Bronz: Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar. #TFLN
  • 13:37:40: The only way I'd watch @KayneWest was if I knew @Chai_Bronz would be there.
  • 14:04:48: The "Who's the Boss?" theme song just came on shuffle. Tabba Danza is the boss, bitch! Oh now "In the Mood" by Glenn Miller Orchestra *swing
  • 14:19:40: Clearly I'm the best room mate, ever B) RT // @Chai_Bronz Did someone put marijuana in my goji berries or am I trippin' on antioxidants?
  • 14:21:00: @brentalfloss for Brentsident in 2012! #red #white #blue #stars #stripes
  • 17:16:58: This girl on stage is moving how strippers should move to music that was meant for stripping. Sasha, stay gold k babe? #Friday
  • 17:45:15: I have such a cute face but such a foul mouth "Yeah thanks honey *gross guy wink*" "How about I shove honey up your ass with my boot, pal!?"
  • 17:53:07: @LazerLipsLaura I'm #GIRLHOMO, nice to meat you.
  • 18:00:33: @PRguitarman Now I just want to watch the video for "Sandwiches" by Detroit Grand Pubahs. "And you can be the buUUuuUuun"
  • 18:05:03: I shit you not, a regular comes from VIP after 2 hours with a dancer and said to the bouncer "time for a nice dinner.. I'm craving sushi"
  • 18:29:38: @PRguitarman Fuck yeah there's a video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D94IdL3djJVU
  • 19:02:24: So many perfect parts, no perfect wholes.
  • 23:12:14: Drawing bunnies, listening to my "indieesque" (yes, there are TWO E'S THERE) playlist and drinking diet BLACK CHERRY SODA. Viva la Friday.

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From Twitter 04-28-2011


  • 10:42:10: @Shayeao Love. your. fucking. hair. <3
  • 10:46:53: I think today all I'm going to listen to is @magneta_lane, @PLACEBOWORLD and some Cure and Smiths. #brood
  • 11:47:53: The ones you want always stay the farthest away.
  • 12:04:09: @Shayeao Lolol, you're so cute. I like our pictures, they're like opposites.
  • 13:45:11: RT @Joan_Rivers: Stupid fact that no one cares about except me: Adolph Hitler married Eva Braun on the same date that Kate and William a ...
  • 13:53:38: All love is recycled love.
  • 14:22:44: My hair brush is purple with Tinkerbell on it. I am an adult. http://twitpic.com/4qm7fj
  • 14:41:50: You rock, Rock.
  • 14:43:04: @AwesFox Jump that slut and kill her dead!
  • 14:46:04: RT @davidvienna: There's a part of me that wants to open another bottle of wine. The whole part.
  • 14:46:28: RT @TrainedHedonist: What you write: ˝Insert witty comment here˝ What I read: ˝Please drive over my body with your car!˝
  • 16:27:42: RT @SexCigarsBooze: That awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.
  • 16:37:55: In my life why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or die?
  • 19:14:53: BONER DICK. EAT A BOAR DICK. TEN OF THEM.
  • 19:17:20: RT @Andraculos: good luck on your quest for the Boar Dick @Zombified
  • 19:37:51: RT @johnnylazarus: @Zombified ALL THE DICKS?
  • 19:38:07: @johnnylazarus ALL THE COWBOY DICKS
  • 19:59:37: RT @johnnylazarus: @Zombified WRANGLE UP ALL THEM DICKS, Y'ALL
  • 23:50:36: @ADMSNDRS BITCH IM HOAWET
  • 23:52:00: Tonight I went hard. hard haaaarc haaaaaaaarrdddd. #drunk @keshasuxx

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From Twitter 04-26-2011


  • 10:40:09: Being @outlastnight would be a better excuse why I got no sleep, but I was just on the internet. Love you, internet.
  • 10:56:18: @keshasuxx, why won't you tweet? I'm tweetin' here waitin. Why won't yooOooo tweeeet meee? I'll tweet you a sweater..
  • 10:56:54: RT @M_Pallante: @Zombified The Internet is both my reason and excuse for having no friends.
  • 11:26:26: @Oleifr I swear I heard lightening afyer I read this tweet. LOL good job.
  • 12:02:20: Do I keep drinking this mocha cappuccino and ignore that feeling that I may end up shitting my pants? But it tastes so good! @rstevens
  • 12:10:32: RT @rstevens: @Zombified this is a discussion for you and your pants.
  • 13:09:53: Fuck yeah, take *that* rusted door lock! Hammered you open with a flick of my wrist. #rebelgrrl
  • 13:16:38: @Oleifr But what are you gonna do with 30 subscriptions to Vibe?
  • 13:36:10: @Chai_Bronz and I have this thing where we text "Pooxt" to each other if we're pooping. Jealous?
  • 17:32:41: RT @Andraculos: I fucking hate when I get a song I've publicly declared to not like stuck in my head then kind of like it.
  • 18:58:10: RT @Andraculos: I don't get why people driven to suicide don't consider murder first.
  • 19:16:55: RT @HalloweenTownCA: Rob Zombie's Red Hot Pu**y Liquors and Werewolf Women of the SS T-shirts in stock, now also 3x and 4X sizes too! ht ...

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From Twitter 04-25-2011


  • 10:37:17: Just *retelling* my story of anguish to Jack about having to watch Devil and my rage for M Knight gave me a huge head ache and I lashed out.
  • 10:51:14: @M_Pallante Fuck. Yes. The bouncer at work actually has a bad ass Knight Rider car. Google Deceptikarr
  • 11:03:18: @M_Pallante There you go: http://bit.ly/dXi8EE He *is* in love with me so he'd like your plan there. But I don't pop out kids or get hitched
  • 11:16:28: @rstevens Thank you for such glorious news on a Monday. I'm trying hard to finish what I'm making you. Ps: I.O.U an iced capp from Tim's
  • 11:16:57: RT @rstevens: I'm packing for TCAF. I'm adding in tiny quantities of rare stuff because it's my favorite show. http://t.co/TVVRI2Y
  • 11:52:12: @rstevens It's 17 degrees here and (mostly) sunny. Its unseasonable, but I'm hoping TCAF weekend is nice. Last year was windy/cold.
  • 12:26:44: @_StatusQuomar_ Stroke? Sounds more like an identity crisis.
  • 13:40:33: @rstevens @wilw "Who writes your Material, Girl?" Is Borderline genius. I Cherish all your tweets, guys.
  • 14:54:33: RT @rstevens: @Zombified aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
  • 15:23:55: @tebibeawulf @brentalfloss @awesfox TRIPPLE AGREEANCE!
  • 15:36:52: Feelin' funking fresh, fools! http://twitpic.com/4phako
  • 15:42:53: RT @TheHoyBoy: I'm texting random phone numbers with "I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL"!
  • 16:03:11: @GregWalker I'm like a deer in head lights all the time.
  • 17:36:38: @keshasuxx needs to tweet more
  • 18:57:56: @Andraculos Sincerely, you need to tweet more often. I mean, frankly..come on. #honestly
  • 20:23:31: I'm at Longo's (338 Dundas Street East, at Trafalgar, Oakville) http://4sq.com/hRjAFt
  • 21:21:37: Just carried heavy groceries up the stairs to The Cars - Let the Good Times Roll and I felt like I was in Jawbreaker carrying dead Liz.
  • 21:22:26: @brentalfloss You sure don't need any more sugar to make you jittery, nervous Nelly! Lookit your thumb nail!
  • 21:22:58: @johnnylazarus HOLY FUCK ME TOO. I feel like I'm the only one. People make fun of me for liking it so much. Top 10, for sure.

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From Twitter 04-24-2011


  • 13:35:43: I just did an easter egg hunt. I'm 23 and 5'2, and I got more than my much much younger and taller step brother. Ow, my teeth! #old
  • 14:43:15: "We both get a face full of boob when we hug girls." ~@AwesFox (on being short)
  • 15:21:18: Jack: I have a big load for you. Me: I'm not doing your laundry /trollface Jack: I meant cum. Me: Oh ok, that's cool. I love cum. Jack: cool
  • 21:56:47: Gonna watch my favorite Easter movie, Mallrats and pretending I'm hanging out with @ThatKevinSmith

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From Twitter 04-23-2011


  • 14:41:42: I want to shower but the dog won't stop barking. Yes, this is a problem for me.

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From Twitter 04-22-2011


  • 01:35:49: I bought an obese woman's shirt and can (and am going to) use it as a dress. What up, awesome?
  • 02:42:06: If being good at sexual acts got me Girl Guide badges I'd have at least two sashes full. #1dicksucker
  • 03:16:41: Just got the Q on the triple word score. 37 points for "piqued"! #Scrabble #FridayNight http://twitpic.com/4nw8mv
  • 11:48:01: This is my first time watching a) cable b) daytime TV in awhile. Between channels 1-20 The Price is Right/The View are on like 7 times each
  • 11:51:59: Holy fuck. If these bitches don't win the Showcase Showdown: Trip to Vermont to the Ben and Jerry factory plus a years supply of ice cream!
  • 11:58:11: Also, seeing Drew Carry on The Price is Right is actually blasphemy. This is my first time and I'll never be doing it again.
  • 12:00:24: The Holy Gospel of the Easter Rabbit ~ http://youtube.com/watch?v=tyLQIKl97Es
  • 12:13:37: Why the fuck is there nothing on TV!? Had to go all the way down to channel 284 to find something. Science bless, The Bugs Bunny+Tweety Show
  • 12:21:39: @AwesFox I've been patiently waiting for the day when your pants were pre-dropped. BRB, plane with perogies. :3
  • 12:23:02: @AwesFox I forgot how white trash TV can be. Going between those 2 shows is like being 7 years old again.
  • 12:30:33: ~Le mew, le purr. Oh how I love Looney Tunes fake French. http://twitpic.com/4o21yz
  • 12:35:07: I have this weird sensation that it's Christmas morning. Probably because I was drunk before noon. Via la Screwdrivers (not all outta vodka)
  • 13:01:06: Fuck off, Monster High. Wtf is this shit? Spooky for kids makes me angry. I just uploaded this with my phone lolz http://bit.ly/gvLApJ
  • 14:53:34: *Parents are talking about plans* "Stepbrother: Are you guys gonna be like this the whole drive? Dad: We're gonna be like this forever." Lol
  • 15:01:36: @M_Pallante You shut your whore mouth! I'm up north visiting ma and pa and mah step brotha fo' Easta. Goin' to grampz house. I'm in black.
  • 17:43:20: I got the bunny ears from the bunny shaped cake because I'm wearing bunny ears! (/(. .)\) <weeei) http://twitpic.com/4o5nmm
  • 19:10:45: I'm feeling fat and sassy. And drunk on wiiiiiiiine. http://twitpic.com/4o6kgl
  • 19:17:57: @johnnylazarus AND YOU NEED SO MANY CRYSTALS JUST TO GET A SHIELD!
  • 21:17:52: RT @SethGreen: But @breckinmeyer... #TrashTalkTweetWar http://twitpic.com/4o7vix
  • 21:18:13: @SethGreen RIP Bill Murray
  • 21:29:46: @petercoffin Visiting family for Easter I said that it was Hitler's birthday on the 20th so we watched him Vs. Darth Vader. It was liked!
  • 21:33:08: @vaviona Thanks sugar pie! I keep getting lots of positive feed back from everyone, even elders. Blue has always been a favorite hair color

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From Twitter 04-21-2011


  • 00:13:56: @ineptflux OH HEY DERE WHATS SUP WITH YOU THATS COOL AND NICE OK BYE
  • 09:40:03: @LoveHorror Despite how badly it was received I knew I'd love it and I was right. I just wish I could reproduce how I saw it in theaters.
  • 09:40:43: @ineptflux THAT'S PREE KEWL MANG I MEAN LIKE TOTES KHI2
  • 09:49:19: Fashion don't even: Neon pink nail polish might look *ok* for the club but when you're in beige office ware, you look (even more) stupid.
  • 10:14:26: Last thing I saw today before I left for work was my boyfriend jerking off wearing bunny ears. ~*Happy Easter*~ LOLOL
  • 10:29:04: RT @clarkekant: You're not getting paid nearly enough to put up with the shit you have to endure day in and day out, but the weekend's a ...
  • 10:32:02: FAQ: Yes, it *is* nice up here in my tower. No, I haven't yet started having sex for money. I'm a natural blonde but naturally smart.
  • 10:40:45: @_StatusQuomar_ Loooolz. *badoomche* Are you in the basement again?
  • 11:12:53: @LoveHorror I swear I'm like the only person that appreciates Tarantino banter. I like his wordyness. Plus the ending was so cash.
  • 11:27:24: @canopticon I've been thinking about Blink 182 all morning.
  • 16:14:29: My cute bunny face soothed even the most ferocious German boss-anger :3 http://twitpic.com/4npq3h
  • 16:25:12: @LoveHorror To each their own. I can't help but love those scenes because I love to quote, and they give me lots to do so. Bar scene did lag
  • 18:07:38: @brentalfloss If it isn't all three of those Netflix better give me back my $8

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From Twitter 04-20-2011


  • 10:48:57: How I'm managing to get to work on time is amazing. Turned off my alarm. Woke: 9:51, showered until 10:04, dressed and out the door at 10:27
  • 11:12:23: Put Inglourious Basterds on my iPod last week. Planned to watch it today any way, but now it is a good day for it. LOL Happy Borthday Hitty
  • 11:22:23: @LoveHorror Oh man, I've seen it before. In fact, a lot. I saw it 3 times in theaters alone and have the screen play book :3
  • 11:45:29: @LoveHorror I'm a Tarantino fan through and through, but I do torture myself with bad movies on the daily.
  • 12:30:31: I'm straightening my hair (at work no less) and it smells like pancakes. I want pancakes. @Chai_Bronz
  • 12:39:24: Why I need to straighten my hair: All the bleach has fried my bangs and the rest is frizzyasfuck :( http://twitpic.com/4n8ykr
  • 12:39:41: @NoxDineen Give him my number please >:3
  • 13:00:36: So fre$h and so clean clean. Flash gave me a cam whore high contrast look. Looks like a wig, eh? http://twitpic.com/4n978j
  • 14:48:00: Hahaha I totes am. Best tweet today: @hd_40 Are you the ghost of ravers past?
  • 14:57:13: Good: Shadow builds are now in the character builder. Bad: Necromancers are wizard builds and wizards suck as assassins and drows. :( #DnD
  • 16:17:50: RT @TFLN: (423): pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
  • 16:25:40: @DefinitelyAlex HAHAHAHAHA YOU RUN DEM TINGS.
  • 17:28:52: The cute waitress I have a crush on asked to touch my hair and was all "oOoo it's so soft" and I wanted to say "Wait till it gets hard" lolz
  • 18:03:01: "Yeah don't worry Tab, you're still a lady though.." "Pftt yeah, a lady of the night!"
  • 19:43:48: Don't know if you've been at Denny's, but you've made a mark. @HarleyPlays @EpicMealTime http://t.co/KgF1sdG

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